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Zeph
A very sexual name, Zeph(s) can seduce women without effort.
they're lives revolve subconsciously around the Laws of Attraction and are very talented people, with a very admiring sense of Fashion
Zeph(s) are often Beautiful people with minds alike. their "Strive for Excellence" ego has helped them become one of the highest form of Human beings,
like John Stamos
"Oh Zeph! wherefore art thou Zeph?!
let me be the palm on that hand so I may thou' touch thy' cock."
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Zephs are the most sensual beings to ever exist. Make sure to inform your loved ones before introducing them to a Zeph because they will do anything in their power to sleep with them, as will you too. Zephs are the hottest and well loved beings in the universe, so if you ever do come across one treat them well.
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Literally Goku, This dude can wield Excalibur gets all the hoes and isn't even a Simp. Only interested in 2-D girls
Oh he likes anime? That nigga a Zeph
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A verb, describing the action of leaving one's current task to get a beverage.
"Where did Chris go?"
"Oh, he's just doing a zeph."
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an apocalyptic, hot, steamy discharge of air coming from one's anus, often reeking of shit.
d-vo i just zephed.
wallace what a total douche bag.
monson cock sucker
dolan cumbox
lymburn at least he didn't zeph on the floor.
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The act of hanging one's self with the saggy ball sack of an old man by stuffing the testicles inside the mouth and wrapping the remainder of the sack around one's neck, leaving just enough to be able to hang, until asphyxiation is achieved. The word can be applied to situations or people that make one want to commit this act.
"This line is such a zeph, we've been waiting here for hours."
"You're such a zeph."
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