Zimbabwe boi

An Elite African Warrior

Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas has had his watah hole dried up since 1967. Because of this, he left 3 months ago to conquer the jungle and came back with a leopard skinned jacket riding a pride of lions bringing back 3 drops of watah for the village watah hole. He has most definitely earned the title of Zimbabwe boi.