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Zodiac killer

Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

by TheZodiacKillerIsTedCruz April 19, 2016


Zodiac killer

The zodiac killer was a man in the 60s-70s that went on a murdering spree.

The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016

"Who's the zodiac killer?"
"...Ted Cruz."

by Heyguysmynameispseudinym March 13, 2016


Zodiac killer

Dummy thicc with 80000000000 c's

As seen in the opening scene of "Awakening the zodiac" when the zodiac killer is stabbed in the leg but he is to thicc to feel it

by Foxytheboss663 December 31, 2019


zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016


Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016


The Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz , Republican presidential candidate.

"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."

Texas republican Donald Trump

by LeninsCat April 09, 2016


Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz its obviously the Zodiac Killer...

by Ahoeness March 09, 2016