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That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
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An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
"Zoinks!"
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A term used by Lord Shaggy before destroying entire worlds
Shaggy: Zoinking
Entire world: Implodes
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The act of ejaculating on someones dvd copy of either of the two Scooby Doo Movies and then screaming zoinks at the top of your lungs.
Shaggy was beating off a nutt in the mystery machine right onto a dvd copy of Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed.
The rest of the gang could hear zoinks being screamed from inside the house.
Therefor Shaggy was Zoinking.
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To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF
Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now
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When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart
Im so fucking zoinked right now bro
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Exclamation. Usually from surprise or delight.
Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, we are out of Scooby Snacks!"
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