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Zumba for zombies. The fitness craze that's sweeping the nation!
Don't let being undead get you out of shape. Try Zomba, the new zombie fitness craze that's sweeping the nation!
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Zomba you could say shes basically Aphrodite. Shes smart funny pretty and boy is she nice. shes a generous person with lots of love. she has the best fashion sense if I were to define a zomba it would be perfection.
prs1: EVERYBODY LOOK A ZOMBA
prs2: HOLY MCDONALDS
prs3: SHES ON FIRE BROSKIE
irrelevant person: ew shes ugly
*everyone throws food at irrelevant person*
Zomba: guys calm down everybody is great
*everyone applauds*
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damm that girl right there is a zomba fareal!
cute yellow bone red bone hot sexy bad
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A female zombie who was beautiful in life and remains so after reanimating. Her body will, of course, never decay. Her eyes may be clear, clouded over or have no color at all. Ideally, she should retain intelligence, self-awareness and emotion to some degree, and be capable of sexual desire and intercourse.
Who says zombies need to be ugly, dumb, and decaying? Look at Rottytops. She's totally a zombae!
When your bae turns into a zombie.
Oh no! My bae! You're a zombae now!!
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ZomBAE- Basically trying to burry the ex that wont die, or in a nicer term, a ex that tries to swim their way back into your life by doing your hobbies, classes, or work ect. Someone who just doesn't get the hint and wont buzz off
Girl 1- My ex is being such a zomBAE
Girl 2- He's a zombie omg?!?
Girl 1- No, Zombae, he is like stalking me and wont leave me alone...
Girl 2- Oh, yeah, ik a ex that use to do that to me.
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Famous comic maker of FunnyJunk.com. Known to commonly include his own iconic avatar, (A stick figure with black hair, thick lines, and a forward swept curling hair) in his comics. Also is noted for his fairly funny trash-talking lines. i.e. "Me fighting you would be like a gorilla with a club, fighting a kid with downs, armed with a ****ing spoon." i.e.2. "If i was to throw your gay ass over a fire, since you're so flamboyant, your rainbow ass would float."
i.e.3. "You suck so much, i'm starting to think you take after your mother."
Person1: "Hey did you see the newest Zomba comic?"
Person2: "I sure did!"
Person1: "Well that's.....That's just dandy..."
Person2: "Our lives are so empty..."
Person1: "Yes....Yes, they are.."
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