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Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
Easter Sunday.
Christ rose from the dead.
Anything that rises from the dead, is the walking un-dead.
Ergo, Christ is a Zombie.
Hence, Zombie Sunday
"What are you doing for Zombie Sunday this year?"
"Avoiding my family, drinking Spaten, and watching George A. Romero movies."
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The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.