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The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
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The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly Velociraptor. With an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh; and mammoth farts.
I wish I could tame a Zombie Velociraptor
I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!
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