Zonka

It's like zoinks. You say it when something bad happens.
It is Chicago slang used by people who are dope as fuck.

It is pronounced (ZAH-NN-KA)

I got an F on a quiz??? Zonka!
Mom, I'm adopted?? Zonka!
You're breaking up with me?? Zonka!

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zonka

its like the word shiza it is an awesome word we use it like an exspression

zonka lizzie and thomas

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wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

Zonka

Zonka is when you bait someone into correcting you by intentionally saying something stupid.

Especially useful with know-it-all’s.
They can’t help themselves.

A. Dad’s favorite NFL player was Larry Ca-Sahn-Ka
B. It’s pronounced Zonka you moron
A. No kidding. You just got Zonka’d