When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.
I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
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You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!
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National cherry Slurpee day in honour of Alexei who died in the Netflix show Stranger Things.
Person A: Hey it's July 11 Cherry Slurpee day! We have to buy a Cherry Slurpee to honour Alexei!
Person B: I hate Alexei!
Person A: I HATE YOU!!!!!
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