a banana

1. A yellow fruit that you peel and eat
2. Sometimes referred to as a cock

1. I just ate a banana
2. That is a very large banana you have Blair

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Going on impulse, not thinking about an action before doing it. Often a tool of peer pressure to make someone do something.

Dude just go for it! Banana Banana Banana!!!

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Banana

Something people look up on UD when they're bored.

You know you're bored when you look up banana.

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Banana

It's a God damn fruit u dumb motherfucker

I had a banana

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That's bananas

Saying something is crazy, ridiculous, or just plain balderdash.

Dee: It's my brother's fault, though. You're not going to believe this. He tried to convince me that you were retarded, what?
Lil' Kev: No, what.
Dee: I know.
Lil' Kev: That's bananas, girl.
Dee: You're not retarded, are you?

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banana

A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.

"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"

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Banana

A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.

Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!

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