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Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.
Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
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The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.
Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.
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The lord and creator of our universe
Are you gonna praise Garfield today?
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A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
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The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
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swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield
Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool
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1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.
2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.
2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
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