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No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
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Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON
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Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
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An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
Michael bolton was amazing in office space
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1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
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Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.
also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirate so brave on the seven seas
A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
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An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
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