A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.

Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower

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