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Squidward

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 20, 2019

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Squidward

One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.

Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"

by A Human Male August 5, 2018

402๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Squidward

Stuffing your dick and balls against a glass window thus resembling Squidward's face.

My favorite way to pass time on the bus is to do The Squidward.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squidward

A communist

Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*

by Ya boi Stalin May 9, 2018

86๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squidward

sexiest beast alive

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass

by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

41๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squidward

The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants

"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

1135๐Ÿ‘ 238๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.

by Flealan February 23, 2008

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