A surgery

To poke someone once in an uncomfortable area while displaying kind eyes and a calm demeanor while saying "A surgery"

Your friend is playing a video game minding his/her own business you walk over and poke him/her in the rib startling them as you say calmly "A surgery"

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surgery

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

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surgery

When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.

This patient has never undergone a surgery

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Surgery

1. The act of mixing two different flavors of skoal into one tin.

2. To add skoal from an old tin to a newer one to create one tin.

yo Rotan you mind helping me do surgery with Apple and Cherry so we can have chaple

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surgery

What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.

american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.

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surgery

the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.

Ignore Penny's coffin, she recently went through surgery.

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surgery

a females passage way to get to the g-spot. if you have a good mother she will rub your g-spot untill you break out in tears and yell: "I need surgery!" and then you will get a plane ticket to nigeria and get circumsized.

My mother gave me surgery and i cried for daddy...but he joined in.

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