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Stupidest fucking thing to get your father on Father's Day
End of story
what did i get on fathers day? oh i just got a fucking tie
btw i'm not a father, i just think that just giving your father a tie, is like telling your father that all he does is work. why not get him a shirt or a pair of sneakers?
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When a man ties his tie around his neck.
Wife: Honey, your'e late for work, what are you doing in there that's taking forever?
Husband: I'm trying to tie my tie. It's actually very hard to tie a tie!
A cutesy way of saying "tired."
That little puppy is so tie-tie he just fell asleep in the middle of the floor.
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It's an abbreviation for "Take it Easy".
It's said when saying bye to someone --- "I gotta go, TIE"
Can also be used when telling someone to relax --- " Like yo just TIE"
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TIE - standing for Twin Ion Engine, a generic name for the Imperial line of starfighters with two ion engines and two or three shaped solar panels.
TIE fighters are nippy little things, but even a brush with a quad laser and... BOOM!
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A narrow fabric band of varying length worn around the neck and tied in a knot or bow close to the throat.
Although generally worn by males while dressing up, it is slowly becoming acceptable to wear casually.
When girls where ties, they are subjected to torture of trying to be "unique" or an Avril Lavigne poser. Neither of which is necessarily true, some wear them just because it sounds fun (they do make great accesories!).
"I wore a tie today because I felt like it, but everyone called me an Avril Lavigne poser. That's not true at all! If anything, she simply opened the door for non-necklace neck-decor for females; just because I wear one doesn't make me a poser!"
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Net abbreviation for "Take it easy".
Ok mate, i'm outta heres, peace out'n tie!
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