A Teddy Ruxpin

When someone fucks another person in the ass while reading them a story. A tape jam happens when the condom breaks.

Susie wanted a bedtime story, Johnny wanted sex, so Johnny gave her a teddy ruxpin.

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Teddy Ruxpin

Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!

Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay

Teddy Ruxpin

The art of two people pressing their assholes together and then one of them shitting into the others open asshole.

Ad and Lace pulled off a Teddy Ruxpin

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Teddy Ruxpin

EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.

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teddy ruxpin

getting a blow job at a gas station

I totally got a teddy ruxpin last night at Shell.

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Teddy Ruxpin Surprise

As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.

Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.

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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!