A wank

noun: To leave for a five minute increment of time

I'm gonna leave for a wank

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wank wank wank

An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.

Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.

Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

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Wank Wank

The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy

Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*

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wank wank

1. When a man gets against a woman and starts doing dry-humping motions back and forth and saying "wank wank".

1. The act of sex.

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for a little wank wank?

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wank-wank

A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank, spit on him, then insult his backpack.

K-Fed is such an effing wank-wank.

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Wankful

When an event or period of time consists of significant amounts of masturbatory activity.

I had a very wankful weekend

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wank

1. to masturbate

2. a term to describe something of substandard quality

3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt

1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'

2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'

3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.

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