A Warney

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

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Warney

Inappropriately horny...

Based on a combination of Australian Cricketer Shane Warne's surname (who is constantly getting busted for extra marital affairs) mixed with the word horny (which Shane always seems to be)

Shane was feeling so warney that he had to bone an inflatable sex doll whilst he waited for the stripper to reply to his SMS

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Warney

An insult to an asian that is wearing a Turban.

look at that Warney over there by his corner shop.

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