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The act of proving something wrong with the simple phrase "I can find an article that says I'm right".
Montana: Hey Mr. Warren, I have 5 articles from BBC, ABC, NBC, and Fox News that says Bill Clinton didn't sell supercomputers to China.
Warren: Well, they're not right, I can find an article that says I'm right.
Other Student: Montana just got warrened the fuck out of.
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a person who survives through the toughest of situations and has the best friends ever. they can get some major booty whenever they want it and people line up around the block just to say hello.
that guy over theres a real Warren I wish I knew him
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Gorgeous, maybe even pretty but in a masculine way. Intelligent, thoughtful, caring, and a damn good shag. The word "Warren" in Sanskrit actually translates directly as "he who is bloody marvellous and can do wonderful things with his cock". A good guy, if you've got one, love him like there's no tomorrow.
Girl - Do me like a Warrren would
Boy - I'm trying, but I'm just not that good
Girl - Try harder, I really need a Warren!
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everyone loves warren. he is sexy, cute, funny, sweet and everything a girl could wish for. warren has an incredibly dirty mind but is still a very nice guy. warren is also brown and has cool hair.
Girl 1: I love him so much!
Girl 2: I know, he is such a warren!
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The best person in existence. Also the best boyfriend ever. He is incredibly sweet, caring, honest, loyal, compassionate, smart, funny, loving, kind, understanding, devoted, strong, and perfect. He has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. He’s the cutest, hottest, most gorgeous, most handsome person in existence. He gets my craziness, which no one else does. He’s my soulmate. He has a great taste in music. They say no one’s perfect, but they’ve never met Warren.
Warren is the best person ever
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The act of worshipping the almighty god himself, The Drury. To convert to Warrenism is the act of becoming a Warrenist. To convert, you must engrave the pec symbol onto your hands and read every Chuck Norris fact but substitute 'Chuck Norris' for 'Drury'.
Man #1: What made you convert to Warrenism?
Man #2: The power of pecs.
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an amazing, handsome, wonderful, cute, funny, charming, smart guy who is an amazing basketball player, has amazing eyes and a great, he's really sweet and easy to talk to but has a incredibly dirty mind and feels that it is okay to hit little sisters(which it is not).. but always knows how to make you feel better and makes you smile even after the worst of days. Spends most of his time playing xbox... and is a total nerd, but thats okay, cause some girls go for nerds ;) likes talking about 'penis'. and he is an amazing boyfriend... even though he only gets up early to see his girlfriend if he's getting paid for it :P ... :) but he still makes her feel special.
kat: so what's your boyfriend like?
kris: he's amazing :)
kat: what's his name again?
kris: warren :)
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