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Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan
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Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.
and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.
and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.
Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-
Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
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(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.
Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
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A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.
They are an abomination!
If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.
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A scary-ass bug.
You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.
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Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.
Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!
1. A vile, evil little bastard excuse of a bug
2. Someone who is cocky all the time
1. AAAUUUGHH! theres that fucking cockroach again!
2. Dude stop being a cockroach theres no way she`ll go out with you
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