when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots
Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week
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Dirty Tree
An Irish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree
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A scottish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.
Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree
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When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over weβre have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
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wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.
I want to dirty Christmas tree.
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