a person who is very big headed very annoying and always full of bullshit
jimmy : everyone is always shouting my name i have so many fans
adam : stop being such a durv
a dumb faggot cunt that everyone hates and makes clickbait youtube videos and becomes a millionaire yet he doesn't give a flying fuck
"Have you heard of that kid durv"
"Yeah but I heard znozza is a better youtuber."
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A weird kid who calls βthe boss babyβ when really itβs his mate holding a printed picture up to his phone camera. He also used aftershave at 7 years old. Can also be a teenager with the intelligent of a 4 years old
βMy teacher complimented my aftershave sheβs got a crush on meβ
Mate:βthatβs not how it works Durvβ
An individual which has no common sense, is relatively stupid and says random things like "salmonella doesn't come from eggs" and other like-for-like quotes along the same lines. Can usually be found with blonde hair and going by names such as "Kay," "pea head," "Tay-tay," "Noris" "Fred" and other names alike. Tend to wear tracksuits and generally dress like "chavs".
"You're a right durv" "Look at that blonde haired girl, she looks a right durv"
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A man who loves sticking his penis in a bees nest
Durv sticks his balls in a bees nest
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