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A Garner

borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh".

Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group.

by XhakaKhan5647 March 12, 2019


Garner

Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!

by squadonfleek January 1, 2015

124๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


garnerism

To go on long rants about communism.

"my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day."

by The romancer February 25, 2014


Garner

If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.

Garner helped me with my homework last night. She's so helpful!

by rustygarlic May 20, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garner

Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!

by squadonfleek January 1, 2015

23๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garner

The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight

Person A: I might pull a Garner
Person B: Bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for

by cranford69 March 9, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garner

A Justin Bieber look alike who smokes more ganja than Weezy. You can't even tell when they're high.

Dude, did you see that garner at the party? He was higher than a mother fuckin' pelican.

I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday.

by 420deewdub April 3, 2011

44๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž