Gentleman's Grip

The act of stealing a negligible amount of drugs from your friend's stash, in hopes that it will go unnoticed. Usually motivated by desperation, not spite or ill-will.

"Mike, this bag looks a little low. Did you pinch something out of here?"
"Aw man, it wasn't that much. Just a Gentleman's Grip."

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Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.

“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”

A gentleman’s grip

When a female places her mouth upon a male anus and the woman uses her tongue and lips to pleasure the male by way of anal oral sex, the male is receiving a gentleman’s grip.

I mounted the virgin, she proceeded to partake in a gentleman’s grip. All the joy in the world does not compare to the pleasure I felt from such a proper act of love and affection.