A Hostile Makeover

We’ve all then them, young girls foundation troweled on so thick it might as well be the concrete footings for a new extension on the house, eye brows that look like they were drawn on by the Rt Hon Lord David Blunket (MP for the Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough constituency for 28 years). Eye shadow like Pete Burns after a four day bender in Benidorm for our Karen’s 60th and eye lashes with more holes than the Mccann’s holiday Albi.

Fucking sweet baby Jesus and the orphans Dave she’s got that much on she’s looks like she’s been bought out by Ru Paul in a hostile makeover.