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a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
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“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.
Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
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A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.
Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?
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False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
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The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
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when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour
when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.
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A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏
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