A Monkeyfuck

One who fucks squirrels up the ass

"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"

- A Monkeyfuck

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monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

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Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

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monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

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MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

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monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

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monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

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