A Playing Card

Someone who is an Asexual, because ace is a nickname for Asexuals so that mean's Asexuals come out of the deck and not the closet

Person 1: Hey I'm a playing card
Person 2: the fuck does that mean?
Person 1: it means I'm Asexual

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Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

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Play Cards

A phrase that means you want to go and have sex. It is comparable to Netflix and chill, but for old people or lame people who do not have Netflix.

Mom: Want to go play cards?

Dad: Yes, let's go have sex!

Kid: Ewww, mom, gross!

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playing cards

A euphamism for smoking weed.

"Dude, I'm skiving physics to go 'play cards'"

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Play cards

Having a weed session with 2 or more people.

Hey man, lets go play cards.

Last night we were playing some cards.

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Playing Cards

Making out in a tent.

My friends caught me playing cards.

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Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

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