a strong southern exposure

when you have some serious plumber's crack
aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"

(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)

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