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While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
Thats what you call a gay dentist.
Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.
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When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy
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The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
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That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.
Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;
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Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
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