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A member of a rare and dying race
Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!
Me: You are TWELVE
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A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)
Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!
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Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it
Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.
Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?
Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?
Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.
Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?
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Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.
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(noun) A clean, unused hypodermic syringe received from a reliable source.
Before Mike could seriously get busy with his latest investment he had to bum a virgin off of Gus, whom he knew had thousands.
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Someone who still has their virginity....if you want me to narrow it down even more----SOMEONE WHO HAS NOT HAD SEX YET
Reasons that someone might still be a Virgin:
1) Scared
2) just not ready for it
3) waiting til marriage for religious reasons
4) has no sex drive
5) not good around the opposite sex
For most virgins like myself, we are VERY horny daily resulting in frequent masturbation, porn watch( not just boys.its us girls, too), constant grinding at parties, and wet panties ( for boys, it would be trousers or boxers)
Im suprised im still a virgin, girl.
Im a horny virgin.
Virgins are slowly becoming extinct.....
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