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when you intentionally do something but you don't REALLY mean to do it that much, so that your friends don't hate you and travel back in time to stop you from doing it.
why the fuck did you kill my friend?!?
I did it "as a joke"
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Taken from the teenage chav character Vicki Pollard in the British comedy sketch show Little Britain.
Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.
Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.
Doctor: "Vicki, you're pregnant. You must have had sex at least once. Do you remember?"
Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"
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Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
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1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)
2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.
1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.
2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!
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When a joke is quickly followed by more supplemental jokes building upon the comedic situation ultimately resulting in mass humor hysteria.
HAHAHAHA, omg George I can't believe how many jokes you just told, you got jokes on jokes!
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Knows the secret of something
If I'm planning to throw a suprise party for one of my friend's birthday. He is the only one who's NOT in on the joke about the party.
(Special thanks to one of my Canadian friend)
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