Accidental Ash

Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.

Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."