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When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.
What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.
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While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.
"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."
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When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.
Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"
Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
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When a man and a women are in doggie style position, and the man attempts to penetrate rectally.
I loved him until he pulled the accidental tourist on me.
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