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Rough sex resulting into backache and an itchy vagina
She got Achimmed really hard last night.
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A very confused prof. He is a deep thinker, but lacks to convey the topic. However, he is very likable and has a deep connection to his students. His physics have improved the world! His students will follow his footsteps.
Student 1: Do you know Feldmaier?
Student 2: The Great Achim? Yes, he explained the special relativity to me! I'm so confused...
Achim is a little boy who has a completely lack of football knowledge. He is a bajas fan and will always follow the team with the most money, his favourite team is FC Köln. His favourite fottballplayer of all time is Lionel Messi, and he loves the fact that he won the Ballon'dor. Achim's biggest dream is to become a proffesional footballplayer and play for Köln. He is very attracted to beard.
Oh, that guy there knows nothing about football, he thinks that München Gladbach is a good team, and that Lewan is better than Messi. What a foul, he dont watch football.
He must be an Achim
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Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .
Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet