african rhubarb

The action of finding an old, well used carrot and grinding it on the inside of your neighbours genitals. You then take this (at this stage called a dopey wand) and place it inside of a blender, and pour it into your lovers mouth during penetration to cause a African rhubarb, the best orgasm in the world.

Carlos "god damn azza did the african rhubarb on me 17 times last night and it was even better than the time that jay-z and micheal buble donkey konged me at work"
Paul "damo you cunt gimmie your fuckin lighter"