morning after pill

A pill used the morning after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy. Can be used up to 72 hours after fucking. Works like a charm!

Chris: Hey man..me and my girlfriend finally did it last night
Jeff: Really? Did you use protection
Chris: Nope she's gonna take the morning after pill
Jeff: Nicee

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The morning after pill

Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.

Girls- if u r raped or whatever make sure u take the morning after pill!!!

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month after pill

An abortion.

Bro 1: That slut I banged last month skipped her period.
Bro 2: That's not cool.
Bro 1: No worries, she took the month after pill. Problem solved.
Bro 2: Well played.

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the gay after pill

1. the day after pill. Nicknamed thus, because getting a girl pregnant or having unprotected sex may be considered uncool and "gay".

2. a metaphorical pill which is taken after having sexual relations "by mistake" with a person of the same sex.

1. Doug: yeah we had sex without a rubber. But it's cool 'cause she got the day after pill.
Greg: you mean "the gay after pill".

2. Jerry: dude, I can't believe that I blew that guy. I was so drunk. I think I need "the gay after pill".

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Morning After Pill

The pain reliever you take the morning after an all-night alcohol binge (aka tylenol, advil, excedrin, etc.) to relieve the pain of previously stated binge

Dude, I drank so many shots of tequila last night I can't even remember how many...gimme 2 of those Morning After Pill's so I can recover

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after pill

When women and men are both stupid, have sex and do not use condoms or birth control.

"I forgot a condom and she didn't take her birth control, so she had to run out and get the after pill.