After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.

-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"