Age Spots

Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.

John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.

Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.

John: And...

Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.

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