aged beef

Noun-mature person of ideal character
Adjective- Often used instead of 'awesome'
Slang- beef, the beef, mr. beef, beefster

Hope you're havin fun with the aged beef

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!