aggressive pizza

When your fathers rambles on of his past In WW2 and kills your mother then you buy a pizza which then flies and cuts your dads head off.

"Jimmy, your mom is dead"
*intesifies*
"Hello, I would like to buy 1 pizza!"

*door opens*
"Daddy the pizza is aggressive"
THATS ONE AGGRESSIVE PIZZA!!!!!!!

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