aids list celebrity

A celebrity who has aids.

doorman: "sorry you're not on the list, you're not coming in."

freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."

doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."

freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."

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