air dry

The act of drying after a shower, bath or other encounter with water without using a towel or machine to remove dampness; often employed by gay males in a lockerroom setting.

Billy and Timmy were feeling a little frisky and elected to air dry after a long and difficult walk to and from the art gallery.

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When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."