air whale

an obese person who says they eat very little but never lose weight because in reality they are eating high calorie foods like potato chips,candy and 2 liters of regular soda a day

"But Dr. I only eat 800 calories a day-- why can't I lose weight? I've never been this heavy in my life"

DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"

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air whale

An amazing animal combining the powers of air with a whale.. or a miss reading of a shirt. whenever you see a whale , yell as loud as you can " AIR WHALE!!".

hey look at this cool shirt I got

AIR WHALE!!

LOL yes