airport bum swag

Something you can say to yourself when you get a really sucky test score; basically the school version of "carpe diem" or "shit happens". Can't go to college or get a cool job? There's always bumming out at the airport - it's indoors, there's a bathroom, and there are restaurants you can work at so you don't have to beg! :P

Guy 1: "What'd you get on your test?"
Guy 2: "D plus."
Guy 1: "I got an F."
Both: "Oh well... Airport bum swag!"

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