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Akta

a beautiful, enchanting mermaid who has evolved into a native american casino dealer ... hawt stuff

Who is Akta?

Akta is an effervescent manifestation of the mer-folk who has graced us with her presence bringing happiness upon all the casinos in the land.

by BlacknYellow January 1, 2012

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Aktas Luna

Best band in the world. Absolutely visionary music. The vocals, the guitar, the bass...FUCK. ME. Fuck to this music. Immediate but.

Him: "I listen to Aktas Luna. They're the best band in the world."
Her: "Facts. Let's go listen to them and fuck."

by Totally Not Danny Devito November 24, 2021


Aktas Luna

Best band in the world. Absolutely visionary music. The vocals, the guitar, the bass...FUCK. ME. Immediate nut. People who listen to Aktas Luna all give good head.

Him: "I listen to Aktas Luna, they're the best band in the world."
Her: "FACTS. You wanna throw Burning Letters on and fuck?"

by Totally Not Danny Devito November 24, 2021