The act of turning down sex from your SO as a man.
OMG, I can't believe my boyfriend was al bundying me, is he cheating on me?
The act of sleeping/relaxing with your hand down your pants.
Al Bundy always sits on the couch with his hand down his pants.
"Billy Bob is al bundying himself again!"
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A Shoe-selling, beer-ingesting, hormone raging hero to people of all races and ages. A fictional super-man from Chicago, Illinois who from 1987-1997 spoke for the every-man who lived in a repetitive nightmare of a dysfunctional matrimony and a life devoid of interesting activity
The All-american Dad
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The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.
A beer in one hand, Al Bundy in the other...
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The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.
Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.
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When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.
My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.
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