when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with
this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss
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The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.
John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
Whatโs cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe