aldo andres

Aldo andres was a Spanish/italian captain who sailed with Christopher Colombus and was known as an alcoholic and gambling addict and pirate until he was caught stealing rum from officials and was executed at is rumored that he was really the first person to discover America but Christopher Colombus wanted the glory so he framed him for lstealing rum and stole his map

Bro, have you had enough to drink? Nah man imma drink like an Aldo andres tonight!